Cool Comics Incorporated

My God. Mark Twain once said this, "I never let school get in the way of my education.". Mark Twain would be incredibly dissapointed in me and my behavior of letting it do so. Sorry about that guys. Look, if you want me to update the site more often I can tell you how. Take away the following:

• My Nintendo DS
• Ricky's Nintendo DS (Because if I lost mine, I'd just borrow his)
• My Nintendo DS and all of the games
• My School work
• Tae Kwon Do School
• My Bros
• ...My good friend~

Of course if you take any of those away from me I have to warn you, I'll kill you. (Except for school work, take it, please, and if you could turn it in tomorrow for me, as I don't want to myself.) So in a way, you could almost say I'm not updating the site to see to it that you live. (whoever you may be...) By the way, I have a real hard time bringing myself to call something by the correct term just because I think it's disrespectful, not because I do not consider her it. If you don't know what I'm talking about just shut up. Well today is a big update, as most of the times I update are. Today I'm putting up Carlos's New Comic site with the first 15 of his new comics!! He doesn't know what to call them yet -.-;;

It's about the crazy adventures that Carlos and I encounter in everyday life and guns with all our friends or should I say bros- no I can't, there's girl characters. Sigh* It's incredible. There's a few inside jokes....I take that back there's a lot of inside jokes but all of them are explained and are just as halarious to us as they will be to anyone that reads them. One day "Ghetto Controller" will be a household term all thanks to Carlos's comics. Which we've decided for the time being to call. * Drum roll *








(Insert Anticipation Here)









* Drum Roll stops * Meh, that's what we decided. It's so hard to make up names for comics. : ) Anyway, enjoy.

September 19th, 2006 9:07 PM
Peter Helm

Ahhh, nothing like doing a month of work in one day. That's how yestarday felt....no wait- two yesterdays ago. Sorry, I get those mixed up. Time to me, is confusing. If I didn't convey that to you already via my random updates. Sorry, it's my fault. I started school. I know, I know, look I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking at the time I had a little too much to drink and I- No. Seriously, I shouldn't be this bad at that. I will make it up to you website. I promise. I would be apologizing to you guys who are actually checking out the site right now. Only you guys don't exist and I don't want to be accused of talking to people that don't exist more then I already do.

All right so I put up the first 2 seasons of Pita The Knight up (wo0t!) I'm going to put a FAQ about the whole series shortly so people will actually know what the heck they're reading before actually reading. I can only promise hazy understanding after reading my FAQ though. Words can only help me so much in explaining the plot of PTK (atleast appropriate words). I'm also going to try to put up the latest episodes of PTKN up too so that way there's atleast a point for people who don't want to check out the old ones to see the new ones. That kind of is the point of this site... Well that and to be my and my friends artist site. That's important too. Or so I hear. Anyway, enjoy site. I updated you. Look forward to you future visitors (the human ones, not the alien ones) ~~Peter "The Overworked" Hans Helm

August 21st, 2006 7:25 PM
Peter Helm

You know how I said I would post up all of the first PTK's?....I did! Hahahahaha. Yeah, I know only I would know this but just so you know. Get this! Sometimes I lie in my updates. Why, I don't lie too much, sometimes I just say I did stuff one day but really I did it the next, no harm in that. : / Atleast right now since no one is checking it out except for maybe Hunter, me and Carlos (yes I know I said that gramatically incorrectly! No I'm not going to correct it! It's fine as is!). So far they haven't caught me, I hope that someday I won't be able to get away with stuff like that because people will be on the site...watching, looking, noticing. That would be great to have site stalkers! Oh I can't wait! That's why I really did post up the first season of PTK. Truth be told, I really don't know what I was thinking when I made those. Granted, they are still good but...they're a bit poor in drawing and style. The other funny thing is that most of the character designs both change in drawing and in personality. It seems when I first drew these guys I didn't expect to keep drawing them so I didn't begin building up personalities. I just kept them vague and bothersome. Don't worry the first part is still funny, but not for the plotline. Keep that in mind.

So I think the websites really coming together if I do say so myself! I really wouldn't mind one of those convinient sidebars to click on the sites you want to check out. That would be awesome ^ ^ For now I can't complain. My next doing will be putting up Hunter's site...as soon as I find some fun stuff to put up there for him. Don't get me wrong Hunter's got plunty of stuff, I just don't have any of it. I should do that considering I'm suppose to make his comic site. Question: Why can't people use the word comics and graphic novels interchangably? I'll leave you with that thought.

August 20th, 2006 11:30 PM
Peter Helm

Dang it! I accidentally deleted an update log between the 13th and 20th. I swear I did! (No one believes me...) I'm so glad I finally got this done! I put up my part of the website. It have put more time into writing up this website then into actually writing comics which pains me so much,

• comics= life
• computers = half of a life, maybe

The first things on my posting job are going to be obviously my first 100 comics and my recently made 32 in between that means 500 more to go. I know, you can't wait. Neither can I. But I have to because as I write this it is 11:00 PM. I have to wake up a 7:00 AM. Here's the issue: I want to work on my website. I do not want to wake up at 7:00 AM. But to my dismay there is no going around it. I have to, I'm waking up to go to drivers ed which I have already put off for long enough. I'd say a good year and a half. Why you say? Because in this world I need but two things:

1. Pencil
2. Women

Sorry sorry! I'm kidding of course. I also need

3. Paper

Preferebly I would want a sharp pencil too. I have a hard time working with them otherwise. Carlos suggest that I should give up my traditional use of a regular pencil and take up using a mechanical. "NEVER" I tell him. For I will not bow down to the evil power of machines and their dark magic mechanical ways. More importantly, I hate refilling the pencils with lead.

Now that I put up my website all that is left to do is put up Hunter's part and the first part of my glorious plan to bring joy and happiness to the internet (our my site) which will be followed up by step two of my glorious idea by um...well..lets cross that bridge when we get to it. Hey! Maybe I should put up an email for you guys to give me feedback. Wait, not yet. I don't think I need to do that till I have well..people showing up on my website. I gotta pass this website around some more so people can start checking out all the great things that are going on here. But how? I'll sleep on that thought tonight, if I ever decide to do anything foolish like that (as in thinking or sleeping). Back to work.

August 13th, 2006 9:07 PM
Peter Helm

I updated again, even though I really shouldn't be, I'm so tired. I don't know what's up with me persistantingly not going to sleep. I tell myself everyday I should be going to bed. My friends tell me, Kelsie tells me, even my computer tells me. Well it'll indirectly tell me by shutting down on me it's only mode of communication. It is a constant reminder to me that I wish my computer was back already. It's still being shipped from Austin. Without my real computer work becomes a lot harder.

August 12th, 2006 3:03 PM
Peter Helm

I swear I'm never usually this spontaneous with my updates. It will be a lot more constant and a lot less sporadic. This week has been a killer for me in a good way. The only way it has not been in a good way is in the bad way that it caused me to not be able to update the site. Well, today I'm going to try to make a major update. At this point, just by posting this I am making a major update. (This makes what? One fifth of my site?) Anyway, I plan to have Carlos's website working and complete by the time I get off this computer on Monday. So far uh...let's not talk about the so far. I'm trying to learn all of this HTML as I am using it. It's probably not the best way to go about it.

July 28th 4:43 PM
By Peter Helm

Hmmmmmmm...I suppose it's been a little more then a day..and I suppose that I haven't put up as much as I said I would, I apologize, but I think I have the best excuse in the world for it. I was too busy making new comics to put up old ones. If that wasn't the greatest reason ever, I don't know what is!... Not to mention I still haven't figured out how to link out my images yet..You'd think I would've thought about that before promising all of that (I know I thought I would've~). Well I suppose as opposed to promising anything like last time (because we all know how well that works out yeah?) I will just tell you what I have so far planned out for the site, I know the anticipation is killing me, I'm sure it's just on the brink of murdering some of you eager beavers.

I plan to make the following: . Obviously, a PTK archieve for every season! So far I think that's 6...I always forget how many I've made (You know it's a sign of a genius to only remember what you need to? that's my excuse for not remembering..) 2. A SS Squirrel Archieve, it's more for sentimental reasons then anything else. The little guy who started me off in making comics, particulary funny ones. Who would've thought I'd still be here, not my parents, they hoped I would grow out of it, haha, silly parents~ 3. Little Devil Comic Archieve, this is probably going to be the smallest one. Considering PTK has about 500 pages, SS squirrel has like 300 pages, and lil' devil has like 10.. But I still love him so much so he gets his own little section, I was thinking of putting him in micelaneous but I don't think he would like that (I asked him personally) 4. Like I said, a micelaneous section, that will probably be like what? At the moment like 30 but..that will grow trust me. I almost like drawing random stuff more then I like drawing PTK stuff and Untitled stuff. (then again those get pretty random too) (I like talking in parentheses too much...) 5. Oh yeah, I forgot, I definately want an Untitled section, most definately the smallest section yet but it will blossom into hopefully the biggest one. 6. Carlos's comics! Though he doesn't like to admit to it, his experience in drawing is far superior to mine. He's like level 99 to my 7. Someday I'll surpass you Carlos!...or atleast be kind of close~ 7. Hunter's comics! Augh! I don't know why I put up both of these guys comics, they'll just draw all the attention away from mine ; ;. They're both really good, Hunter has such a fun style to look at... 8. Sketches! My sketches, Hunter's Sketches, Carlos's Sketches 9. Copyright laws! So no crazy mofo tries to pawn off our stuff. Not that he really could forge our style. I'd just like to see him try to draw Dark Pita or ss squirrel, I dare ya!

I know I can't wait till I get off my lazy %$@# and do it too. Actually, I suppose it's more like if I get on my lazy @#$ and do some work..It's hard for me to stand still. If you've met me you would understand. If you haven't, just picture wolf hyped up on sugar...24/7 But you know I have a lot of things I want to do before this silly website. This week is my last week at my brother's place in Texas and we might have a busy weekend filled with fun and joy. We might even have room to fit in laughter if we get the time. I still don't know what we're going to do, I wanted to go see a movie but alas, nothing is out. Don't tell me to go see POTC2 if you value your life! I'm not seeing it okay?! Maybe when I feel like it, or hell freezes over. I'm not sure which will happen first not to mention my brother already saw it, so I can't just go make him see it again. That be lame, don't tell me it wouldn't be. The arcade however is a must, we are going to go beat House of the Dead 4 hopefully on Saturday at Einstien's Arcade downtown. I figure ten dollar will cover our continue requirement. But after playing it a few times I'm not so sure. We got past the first boss w/o any continues but then everything went downhill after that. Perhaps we still require training in the art of zombie killing. If only Ricky was here, I'm sure we would've beaten the game ten times over by now. Then again if Ricky was here we'd also not be playing it ourselves (in fear of getting in Ricky's way). Then again if Ricky was here I'd be making him do work on the RPG that he promised to help me make.

Ricky and me plan to make the greatest RPG when we grow up, and we agreed that if I watched the first 200 episodes of One Piece that he would agree to terms with it. Seemed easy enough, I'm already on episode 144 and it's only getting easier to watch from there. One Piece is really interesting. The only flaws I would have to say lie within it's incredible reliance on Devil fruits which everyone and their dog seem to have. My question is: why don't I have one? Enough talking out of me, I better get to work on my site, no OUR site. It is for all of us friends! Let us realize our drawing potential!

July 25th 7:21 PM By Peter Helm

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's here! It's finally here! Yes, Peter Hans Helm has finally made a website! I know people, it's indeed a wonderful day for the comic world. It's hard to express how happy I am. You have no idea how much I've gone through with websites...unless you have in which you know all about my last failured website on geocities. I wouldn't say that it was a failure so much as the site failed to upload any more pictures. A comic site with limited storage space is like a explosion waiting to happen. Sigh* If only it was an explosion waiting to happen. Then maybe people would've gone on the site atleast the see what happened.

That was another problem with the old site it had too little traffic, by traffic I mean people and by people I mean anyone. Not that I want just anyone on my website. I want eager fantasy comic readers, rpg fans, and those who feel they'll get the gist of what's going on in my comics!

Perhaps I should make a FAQ page to explain what this stuff is all about as oppose to explain it here No one reads the update section anyway, it's all about the FAQ page now. Sigh* Kids these days...

So I'm probably not going to accomplish anything on the site today...at all...like even putting up pictures I think I'm probably going to end the day by just putting this up and that's it.

Don't worry though (as I know you guys all are yeah?) tommmorow I plan to have a ridiculous update. And when I mean ridiculous I mean ridiculous. I mean like "LOZ:Twilight Princess" release date ridiculous! Yeah, I know, that's really ridiculous, almost as much as the 360. But enough about Microsoft (forever).

In conclusion: Look forward to tomorrow, not today! (Not to say that today is going to be miserable! You should still try your best to enjoy it!)